What's Worse Than Stepping On Legos....
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Splitting wood with an ax with poor footgear is another risky task. My friend was splitting wood and the axe deflected from the log landing on his foot. It split his tennis shoe and opened the gap between his toes.
remember those wooden toboggans for sledding ,when I was a kid my friend got one for Christmas in 1980 took it too the biggest baddest hill around about a two mile hike into the woods. freezing rain coated the snow, well its maiden run with three of us on it was its last when we hit a turnout created by a snowmobile that couldn't make it up it before the freezing rain well we landed, sled broke into pieces my friend face down in the snow screaming pull it out, he reaches around and pulls a 1 to 2 inch diameter x 10 inch sliver that pierced his taint (taint his pecker and taint his *** hole) about 4 inch penetration, we laughed our asses off and drug him out of the woods on a saucer sled. internal stiches that must have hurt like hell.
Ouch!! We broke one jumping it as well but no casualties.
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Thanksgiving 2012... I was putting a bungee cord on the trash can to keep the lid closed. The bungee cord broke and the hook went through my tongue and into my lip. Haven't used a bungee cord since. I probably would have preferred stepping on the plug if I had the choice.
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Dude I know your pain years ago I was hanging a sign at goodyear up on the roll away stairs the guy holding them in place took off and I started rolling into the street let go of the bungee and grabbed the wall to stop . The bungee then flew threw my glasses and into my eye socket thank god it wasn't another 1/2" over or I'd be one eyed took 3 hours to get all the lens material out of my eye ! I stay away from bungee cords now !
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this was my favorite........ pull up to my fishing spot; bite the line to switch from a popper to rubber worm, and hang the popper on the turn signal switch of my Bronco using one set of the treble hooks. It got dark, so I packed up and jumped into my Bronco (because it was lifted); I hung my leg on the other set of treble hooks, burying 2 of them well past the barbs.
After walking around with a Hula-popper dangling from my knee for a while, I numbed it with ice and cut it out with a razor blade. I wanna pass out just thinking about it.
After walking around with a Hula-popper dangling from my knee for a while, I numbed it with ice and cut it out with a razor blade. I wanna pass out just thinking about it.
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how true, can`t count the times I GOT ON A NAIL GUN 16 .
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What's Worse Than Stepping On Legos....
Let's go back a few years, before Legos....
Let's go back a few years, before Legos....
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I had cut the side of the tip of my left trigger finger in the 80s. A few years later I was reaching to lip a largemouth bass that I had caught on a popper...right when I went to grab the fish he head shook and buried one of the barbs right in the scar on my finger. Boy, that was an intense extricaction of that hook.
... stepping on Legos definitely sucks, but it's even worse crawling on the floor and Landing your knee on top of one...little bastards!
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What also sucks is having a power outage and during the boredom, deciding to jerk off. The tube of lube was near the BEN GAY and it wasn't noticed right away. I should have noticed though because it was about noon.
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I'll stick with the hula popper, thanks
Reminds me of the time on a jobsite, there was one guy that was a real jerk to everyone, always yelling and cussing unnecessarily...one day he had a case of mudd butt and was in and out of the bathroom all morning. Ran out of TP so he was bitching about that so the plumbers gladly gave him some wipes, which he gladly used... of course they turned out to be the Gojo type hand wipes...burned him so raw he had to go home for 2 days... And we laughed and we laughed
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The **** sucker for our job site has not been around this week. Wiping your *** with the *** gaskets is not effective.
Why hasn't he been there, you guys not taking lunch break or something lol
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