Wife to husband....Honey, what would you do if....

[Cranky]

I won the lottery she asked him. He replied "I'd take my half of the money and leave you"

Her reply was "I won 12 bucks. Here's 6 now pack up your crap and get out!"

 

[69Bee]

Lol...

 

[Brandy]

I'd cram that six somewhere....

 

[kiwigtx]

I'd cram that six somewhere....

Now that would fun if it were all nickels :grin:

 

[63RedFury]

My Wife said if I won the lottery I would probly leave her.I so No I would get you a tummy tuck,boob job,and a face lift.

 

[bobtile]

Six bucks to me to get out? Where the hell do I sign up?

 

[delfinomuro]

Lol haha

 

[malex]

Subject: Bank robbery

A hooded robber burst into a Vancouver bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave Vancouver customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off,
Revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.


He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot her also.

Everyone in the bank, by now horrified and very scared, looked intently down at the
Floor in silence.

The robber yelled, " Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There followed a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.

Then, one old farmer from Saskatchewan tentatively raised his hand and said,
"I think my wife got a pretty good look at you..."

 

[mr. b]

very funny

 

[Riverdawg]

Both are funny. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Cranky]

On Christmas day no less lol