Would you marry again

[bm02tj]

Would You marry Again? -


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
at him and asks the question....


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of
course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why
wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay,
okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You
would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes
audible groan)

WIFE: "Would
you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure,
it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would
you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where
else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would
you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would
you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That
would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would
you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would
you take her golfing with you?


HUSBAND: "Yes,
those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would
she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No,
she's left-handed."

WIFE: --
silence --

HUSBAND:
"sh!t

 

[Runner 68]

Short answer, F@ck no!

 

[Sonny Black]

no
NO:sign18:

 

[uwss]

Hell NO

 

[Cranky]

Remarried once and should not have the 1st time lol

 

[Hemi Rebel]

Nope.

 

[DART340H]

If You don't learn the first time, You think You'd learn the second time.

 

[snakeyes]

yup love my wife been 42 yrs.:eusa_dance:

 

[Lowhound]

NO! Well not to the 1 I married before anyway.

 

[67 Power Wagon]

<---married once, and still married, and if it "ended" won't EVER marry again.....I got a daughter to raise at the age she is, and no other woman can be the mother that her real mother would be to her.....

 

[mr. b]

no I have been married for 36 years and I still love my wife

 

[bm02tj]

This is a joke but I am happy to see some of you are happy with the one you have
and feel sorry for those unlucky ones that did not found a good one
mine is a keeper

 

[Runner 68]

Don't get me wrong, been married once, for 21 years of sheer bliss now.
I say f@ck no to the question because she would be an impossible act to follow. A replacement doesn't exist.

 

[old_skool]

yup love my wife been 42 yrs.:eusa_dance:

Wow, congratulations, sorry for everyone's else luck, or lack of trying, 29 years here.

 

[67 Power Wagon]

I forgot to mention it'll be 11 years this October for me, married but as someone said, couldn't do it a second time around, to difficult to keep happy, either one of us.....

 

[Cranky]

Met my wife in 1970 but didn't get married to her until 86. Uncle Sam got in 71 and she wanted to get married back then but I wasn't ready. Long story short, she got married right after I left for the military (she was looking for a way to get away from home but she was in love with me) and then I got married several years later but we stayed in touch until that time. We didn't talk because my new bride was/is the jealous type (first red flag). 5 years later for me and in the middle of a divorce, we ran into each other and thought we should stay in touch and not too long after our divorces were final, we got married. It's been good but we've had plenty of bad road to travel on too.

 

[snakeyes]

nothing ventured nothing gained , life aint easy :icon_thumleft:

 

[WAYNES WORLD]

Hell yea, to a rich, really old lady with a bad heart! Give her one hell of a honeymoon and cash in.
Wayne