obama goes to heaven

[fwi]

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and
comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again,

'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an Angelic looking man with a beard.Full of hope, he asks again,

'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats
his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look
exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes, please!'

As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:

"Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

Keep your trust in God. Your president is an idiot.

 

[Mr Gorsky]

...Keep your trust in God. Your president is an idiot.

Religion is the most f#cked up thing on this planet.

Without religion you'd have a lot less kiddie fiddling (gays wouldn't have to feel ashamed and pick on the innocent), far fewer wars.....and a lot less beheading.

Me, I was raised Catholic....and like all good Catholics, I don't believe in God.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I consider myself a recovered Catholic.

 

[Cranky]

Religion is the most f#cked up thing on this planet.

Without religion you'd have a lot less kiddie fiddling (gays wouldn't have to feel ashamed and pick on the innocent), far fewer wars.....and a lot less beheading.

Me, I was raised Catholic....and like all good Catholics, I don't believe in God.

I guess I wasn't a good Catholic but most that I know that were a member of the Catholic church feel like you do and I understand why. Luckily, I got away from that church fairly early in life.