• When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.

Have you ever been in a relationship with a CRAZY woman???

I could write a book about my girlfriends, the X and present wife AND our daughters lol. My sister is also one that is bat **** crazy but don't think she ever threatened her husband with a knife and no woman has ever done that to me but my present wife told me she's wanted to take a base ball bat to me more than a few times. I deserved it too. Then there's my 3 daughters age 28, 32, and 40....ours, mine, and hers.

The 40 year old is hers and is bi-polar (runs in her dad's side) and other mental **** going on too. She got kicked out 6 months before she turned 18. She was also pregnant and I got a lot of flack for that from all the other women in our family. My wife (her mom) was tired of her crap too. She was wrecking the house and threatened to take a hammer to the cars and on and on. Rehab didn't help and she wouldn't take her meds and none of the others who gave us flack for kicking her out wanted to take her in so bye bye to her and told the others to screw off. If you can't or won't help, STFU. And I met several girls just like her when I was dating but managed to stay away from them....except for this one nympho :D

She was ok and acted fairly normal (what's normal) during our first week or so of dating and then all hell broke loose! It didn't matter where we were going or where we were, she wanted it and basically took it if I wasn't willing. Had to tell her that we'd end up in jail if we did it here or there etc. That was usually enough to make her come to her senses and wait until we got to a more private place. 90% of the time, we didn't make it to where we supposed to be going. Then one winter evening she got into my car and sat next to me like she always did with her feet on the trans hump only this time she was wearing a short skirt. It's probably 40 degrees out this night but didn't think much of it until I got in and shut the door. Oh man. I looked at her and she looked at me with a smile.....the odor was bad enough to kill a horse!! That was it for me. Didn't even ask her if she having a problem or anything and didn't want to know. I just knew I wasn't going to get any part of me even close to that stink hole that night or ever again! Then it went down hill from there.

She managed to get me to go out with her again and explained what the problem was and said everything was ok now so we started the crazy screwing again. After a couple of weeks, late one night when I brought her home, we were sitting in the driveway for that goodnight 'kiss' and this guy shows up. It's another cold night with the windows fogged up so she opens the driver's door to see who just stopped in front of her house (we somehow swapped sides) and said 'oh ****, it's my fiance home on leave'. Your what! So she starts up the car and puts it in reverse to back out and leave and this moron tries to stop car with his back against the deck lid and he ends up underneath the rear of the car with a tire pinning his leg. When she hears him yell, she pulls back forward and jumps out of the car saying 'oh baby, I'm so sorry'. Then I hear him saying "I'm going to kill him" and starts coming towards the still opened door. By then, I'm behind the wheel and shut the door and with the pedal to the floor and I'm outta there!

I was amazed when she called me again! She apologized and begged me to go out with her again. I just laughed to myself and said, sure, we can do all of that again sometime and hung up. Kinda surprised me that she didn't call every day or come sit in my driveway waiting for me to wake up or come home from work or something. I've had another girl do that crap too but that's another kinda lengthy story....
 
I could write a book about my girlfriends, the X and present wife AND our daughters lol. My sister is also one that is bat **** crazy but don't think she ever threatened her husband with a knife and no woman has ever done that to me but my present wife told me she's wanted to take a base ball bat to me more than a few times. I deserved it too. Then there's my 3 daughters age 28, 32, and 40....ours, mine, and hers.

The 40 year old is hers and is bi-polar (runs in her dad's side) and other mental **** going on too. She got kicked out 6 months before she turned 18. She was also pregnant and I got a lot of flack for that from all the other women in our family. My wife (her mom) was tired of her crap too. She was wrecking the house and threatened to take a hammer to the cars and on and on. Rehab didn't help and she wouldn't take her meds and none of the others who gave us flack for kicking her out wanted to take her in so bye bye to her and told the others to screw off. If you can't or won't help, STFU. And I met several girls just like her when I was dating but managed to stay away from them....except for this one nympho :D

She was ok and acted fairly normal (what's normal) during our first week or so of dating and then all hell broke loose! It didn't matter where we were going or where we were, she wanted it and basically took it if I wasn't willing. Had to tell her that we'd end up in jail if we did it here or there etc. That was usually enough to make her come to her senses and wait until we got to a more private place. 90% of the time, we didn't make it to where we supposed to be going. Then one winter evening she got into my car and sat next to me like she always did with her feet on the trans hump only this time she was wearing a short skirt. It's probably 40 degrees out this night but didn't think much of it until I got in and shut the door. Oh man. I looked at her and she looked at me with a smile.....the odor was bad enough to kill a horse!! That was it for me. Didn't even ask her if she having a problem or anything and didn't want to know. I just knew I wasn't going to get any part of me even close to that stink hole that night or ever again! Then it went down hill from there.

She managed to get me to go out with her again and explained what the problem was and said everything was ok now so we started the crazy screwing again. After a couple of weeks, late one night when I brought her home, we were sitting in the driveway for that goodnight 'kiss' and this guy shows up. It's another cold night with the windows fogged up so she opens the driver's door to see who just stopped in front of her house (we somehow swapped sides) and said 'oh ****, it's my fiance home on leave'. Your what! So she starts up the car and puts it in reverse to back out and leave and this moron tries to stop car with his back against the deck lid and he ends up underneath the rear of the car with a tire pinning his leg. When she hears him yell, she pulls back forward and jumps out of the car saying 'oh baby, I'm so sorry'. Then I hear him saying "I'm going to kill him" and starts coming towards the still opened door. By then, I'm behind the wheel and shut the door and with the pedal to the floor and I'm outta there!

I was amazed when she called me again! She apologized and begged me to go out with her again. I just laughed to myself and said, sure, we can do all of that again sometime and hung up. Kinda surprised me that she didn't call every day or come sit in my driveway waiting for me to wake up or come home from work or something. I've had another girl do that crap too but that's another kinda lengthy story....
OMG
 
My mom was a bit on the crazy side too but she was having problems with bad migraines. Turns out she had a weak blood vessel which finally gave up when she was 38....
 
I looked at her and she looked at me with a smile.....the odor was bad enough to kill a horse!! That was it for me. Didn't even ask her if she having a problem or anything and didn't want to know. I just knew I wasn't going to get any part of me even close to that stink hole that night or ever again! Then it went down hill from there.

So much for my lunch...doesn't taste better the second time!
 
Crazy women....?... I was unaware there were any other kind.

Some great reads in this thread..
 
We can all say they were crazy but what were they actually thinking about us, I'm sure we've al done some pretty bizarre things lol
 
Crazy women....?... I was unaware there were any other kind.

Some great reads in this thread..
That is true.

My wife of 14 years is the most rational, sane and fantastic woman that I have ever met. She gets annoyed when she has to deal with irrational women that give her gender a bad name.
 
That is true.

My wife of 14 years is the most rational, sane and fantastic woman that I have ever met. She gets annoyed when she has to deal with irrational women that give her gender a bad name.
Your wife sounds like mine. She even enjoys old car's, unfortunately they are the bowtie brand. But I'm working on her
 
I don't know if I should ask you to go into more detail but something tells me there's a good story here.
My first wife was a whore plain and simple. Less than a year into our marriage she began her cheating. Once I discovered it I left she begged for a second chance. So one night we were out at a local bar and her boyfriend comes and sits beside her. I had never seen this guy, and he immediately started fondling her. And the fight was on 15 minutes later I was in cuffs getting a one way ride. A young white boy headed to a 45 man jail with 95 black inmates. 18 days later I make my first appearance in court. Directly to judges chambers. Turns out the judge is my wife's great uncle, I'm thinking I'm gonna go up the river. He asks me how fast I can get out of Georgia. My answer satisfied him and free I go, broke homeless no car and a duffle bag of clothes that my mother in law brought me. Called a friend in North Carolina (THANKS JIMMY) got my bus ticket and gone in 24 hours. The ex wife died 10 years later of a drug overdose.
 
I met a gal on a dating site (years ago). We hit it off, she stated she was divorced from an active Marine, he had a lot of rank and was never home so it didn't work out. I tried to make a date with her, took a couple of months. I agreed to meet her on her turf at a bar she knew.

Man she looked twice as nice in person as she did in her pictures. Sat down at a table, ordered a couple of drinks, started some great conversation. Then this guy walks by and says hi to her and asked "where's the old man tonight".
Well you can imagine what's going through my mind. There's about six gorillas playing pool that seem to know her and I ask "are you still married?" She says "I think we should end the date right now" I'm thinking I better get the hell out of here before I get my *** kicked. See ya!

What the hell just happened there? I guess she might have been lonely and wanted some company but not at the expense of some other guys life! I'll call it as just being another crazy bitch!
 
My first wife was a whore plain and simple. Less than a year into our marriage she began her cheating. Once I discovered it I left she begged for a second chance. So one night we were out at a local bar and her boyfriend comes and sits beside her. I had never seen this guy, and he immediately started fondling her. And the fight was on 15 minutes later I was in cuffs getting a one way ride. A young white boy headed to a 45 man jail with 95 black inmates. 18 days later I make my first appearance in court. Directly to judges chambers. Turns out the judge is my wife's great uncle, I'm thinking I'm gonna go up the river. He asks me how fast I can get out of Georgia. My answer satisfied him and free I go, broke homeless no car and a duffle bag of clothes that my mother in law brought me. Called a friend in North Carolina (THANKS JIMMY) got my bus ticket and gone in 24 hours. The ex wife died 10 years later of a drug overdose.

I knew it was going to be a good story (especially after the first sentence) but D-A-M-N!!! Glad you're here with us today Roger. I've had one of those "racially unbalanced" jail stays myself but only for 2.5 days. That's a whole other story.
 
I met a gal on a dating site (years ago). We hit it off, she stated she was divorced from an active Marine, he had a lot of rank and was never home so it didn't work out. I tried to make a date with her, took a couple of months. I agreed to meet her on her turf at a bar she knew.

Man she looked twice as nice in person as she did in her pictures. Sat down at a table, ordered a couple of drinks, started some great conversation. Then this guy walks by and says hi to her and asked "where's the old man tonight".
Well you can imagine what's going through my mind. There's about six gorillas playing pool that seem to know her and I ask "are you still married?" She says "I think we should end the date right now" I'm thinking I better get the hell out of here before I get my *** kicked. See ya!

What the hell just happened there? I guess she might have been lonely and wanted some company but not at the expense of some other guys life! I'll call it as just being another crazy bitch!
Smart man you are
 
I knew it was going to be a good story (especially after the first sentence) but D-A-M-N!!! Glad you're here with us today Roger. I've had one of those "racially unbalanced" jail stays myself but only for 2.5 days. That's a whole other story.
I felt pretty bad for her boyfriend, he didn't know who I was and couldn't figure out why I was trying to put a glass pitcher in all of his orifice's
 
I felt pretty bad for her boyfriend, he didn't know who I was and couldn't figure out why I was trying to put a glass pitcher in all of his orifice's

That's a volatile situation. If one can control themselves long enough to say I'm the husband/live-in boyfriend and give the other guy a chance to exit, then good for him. If he doesn't leave right way or starts popping off, it's on. Let the glass pitcher oral exam commence.
 
I'm just wondering what kind of loosers attract these types of woman lol
 
Damn sounds like those crazies ate paint chips when they were younger!
 
Auto Transport Service
Back
Top