A Difficult business decision...complicated by poor sentence structure

[MarPar]

A difficult business decision...complicated by poor sentence structure:

"Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”

"Could you jack off for now?" she says.. "I feel like ****. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." ......

I had to let Jack go."

 

[kiwigtx]

I used to work for Debra and Jack.

 

[MarPar]

 

[GetX'd]

That reminds me when we used to call the bowling alley and make reservations for Jack Meoff for bowling when we were kinds. Then over the loud speaker they would announce it and we would just have a riot....lol

 

[MarPar]

 

[kiwigtx]

The irony of this picture with what I said above....I was working for K.Simpson Ltd.....they don't exist anymore.

 

[oldbee]

There was only 2 of us in the shop one night & the day secretary came in half in the bag & started pulling down her shirt. My co-worker got a real good view & mine was obstructed,d—-. He was a biker & had a better schtick than me(?). Always p——— me off. I did get a lotta hugs over the yrs tho.

 

[Kern Dog]

If you and Jack were riding horses and Jack had trouble dismounting, would you help Jack off the horse?

 

[MarPar]

If you and Jack were riding horses and Jack had trouble dismounting, would you help Jack off the horse?

If me n Jack were riding horses, he damn well better know what he's doing. lmao

 

[HT413]

I used to work for Debra and Jack.

You mean you used to work for Debra and jack.

 

[Kern Dog]

Ben Dover.
Mike Rotch.
Barry Cuda.
Barry MuCock.
Peter Gozinyah.
Hugh Jardon.
Stu Pedassle.
Dick Hertz.
Harry Crotch.
Harry Balls.
Harry Palms.

 

[BDF6]

I used to work for Debra and Jack.

At Knobs and Knockers, correct?

 

[kiwigtx]

At Knobs and Knockers, correct?

Just around the corner.

 

[mopar 3 B]

Locks snd knobs

 

[Ranger16]

That reminds me when we used to call the bowling alley and make reservations for Jack Meoff for bowling when we were kinds. Then over the loud speaker they would announce it and we would just have a riot....lol

We used to do that at ORD. We'd call and ask them to page Mr. Miehoff, first name was Jack, and have him meet his party at gate such and such and then wait for the announcement to go through the airport. Worked every time.

 

[jason79]

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, or helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

 

[BDF6]

Aunt Jane, Uncle Jack is bothering the horse again!