What does a Mechanic Say?

[Pops1967GTX]

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[idrivemopar]

If its the mechanic you posted, doesn't he say "Hey y'all"

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

Every day is a new adventure.......

 

[Sahara]

Wait we’re going at this all wrong.
You know what a mechanic says?
“Waitress, two more!”

 

[coronet68mx]

That ratchet is not a hammer @@$/^&*

 

[Ranger16]

"BOHICA"

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[bearman]

wrong part call you later

 

[Lefty71]

I should have been a Plumber, all you need to know is **** runs down hill, payday is friday and the boss is an asshole.

Cold is on the right, and don't chew your fingernails!!

 

[Lefty71]

Rule #1 Never put a quote in writing.

Rodney Dangerfield.... the lead up to the punch for the TV Repairman part was awesome, yet quite subtle. Great Stuff.

 

[Daves69]

So If Lumberjacks Say "Timber and Golfer say " Four" And a Welders says "Watch Your Eyes".....

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He say's……

 

[65wgn440]

"I'd like to kill the design engineer that signed this off" !

Number 1 for sure !! I've said it a million times, " Give me 10 minutes in a locked room with the guy that engineered this !! "

 

[dadsbee]

Number 1 for sure !! I've said it a million times, " Give me 10 minutes in a locked room with the guy that engineered this !! "

**** like front bleeder screws.. modern front hubs with two bearings an inch apart... I could go on and on..

 

[jason79]

I should have been a Plumber, all you need to know is **** runs down hill, payday is friday and the boss is an asshole.

And don't lick your fingers

 

[Cranky]

In God we trust, all others pay cash!

 

[mrsnicks]

Bend over... Snap On truck is here.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[Slap Stick]

R r r rattle rattle thunder clatter, boom boom boom.

Hey, Johnny, show em your strut.

Dodge mechanic told Dad when he took his 70 Challenger for warranty work, "They all do that".

Dad suggested they check all the others on the lot.
It got fixed.

 

[Duckmanreno]

Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a mechanic.

 

[yella71]

......your car is a piece of ****