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(Tom Waits) I ordered a Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum, and she poured a cup of coffee that was too weak to defend itself.
 
Her *** is so big that when she hauls *** she has to make two trips!
 
My wife said she want's to have sex in the backseat of the car,she wants me to drive! Classic Rodney!
 
You F--ked that **** up...
 
If she had as many pricks sticking out her as she has had in her. She would look like a porcupine.
 
a 2 at 9:00pm is a 7 at 2:00am closing, beer goggles work
 
a 2 at 9:00pm is a 7 at 2:00am closing, beer goggles work


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Today was so windy, I saw a chicken lay the same egg 3 times.
 
Hagar the Horrible (cartoon character) -

"Always wash your hands before eating....you get a better grip on your food."
 
***, Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free!

I saw this on a bumper sticker on a 70’s van at a car show.
 
She has the perfect face for radio.

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There's a bar uptown where,they liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
 
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