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wife....

evidently she was snooping, and actually came across this thread :lol: ....... so with it being Valentines day tomorrow, I'm doing a little :asskiss:


Hi honey :poke:
 
I learned years ago not to let my wife or kids use my computer....might as well just throw it away and buy another one.
About 5 years ago I treated my self to a new laptop as my old one wouldn't run Windows 10. I didn't even have it a week when my wife came in the living room looking like she had just seen a ghost. Apparently she was never taught not to leave a full glass of water right next to a brand new laptop. She went to Best Buy that night and learned a valuable lesson.
 
What is a wife?? MY situation: Alimony = SANITY, INNER PEACE, 72 Charger & 15 RT Challenger w/ manual tranny.
 
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wtf...... the kitchen disasters have been eliminated for the most part, simply by emptying the dishwasher; thus making a place to put dirty dishes

new issue....... her laptop had to be returned for warranty repair and we shared for a couple weeks. That's all it took to jam mine up with all kinds of useless ****...... another wtf.

today she took it upon herself to "set up" my new phone with crap I will never use...... I'm getting that urge to strangle her again.....

:soapbox:
After 31 years with the first one - got a second one 21 so far with her. Since we have been together: paid of her lawyer and mine, bought a home it's paid for, built a 30x 40 foot second garage - she said what are you waiting for, Raised 2 more girls - two from each, She's started riding here own motorcycle - they are now our go on vacation vehicles. Etc. etc. They are out there. If ya do not work together ( each pays attention to the others rules ) it can not last. Boy is it GREAT when it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS do not get in the 66 With Her - She only uses the LOUD pedal.
 
Why is it that the HUSBAND gets kicked to the couch?? If your snoring, farting, talking in your sleep keeps HER awake, SHE could sleep on couch. 1: You are ALREADY asleep 2: if married long time, and this has happened often, why didnt SHE get ear plugs for herself (or ask you get em at HD/LOWES) #3: how many times has SHE fallen asleep on couch bing watching tv?? So couch cant be THAT bad for her to sleep on. Life is FULL of lessons for women too!! adapt/adjust/overcome!! Yes this is coming from a divorced dude who gets bed all to himself, sometimes.
 
eldubb440, carefull what you post now, otherwise you may need a deluxe model of.............
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Why is it that the HUSBAND gets kicked to the couch?? If your snoring, farting, talking in your sleep keeps HER awake, SHE could sleep on couch. 1: You are ALREADY asleep 2: if married long time, and this has happened often, why didnt SHE get ear plugs for herself (or ask you get em at HD/LOWES) #3: how many times has SHE fallen asleep on couch bing watching tv?? So couch cant be THAT bad for her to sleep on. Life is FULL of lessons for women too!! adapt/adjust/overcome!! Yes this is coming from a divorced dude who gets bed all to himself, sometimes.

Why is it we have to put the toilet seat down, why can't they leave it up? Lol
 
So when I am driving with my wife, if I pick up my phone to change my Pandora station, my wife will say "put your phone down and focus on the road' but when she can't find what she is looking for on her phone while I am driving she says " show me where this app is"
So my phone is distracting but hers is not?
 
Lisa has been gone for 20 years
(RIP Babe you were a 1 in a million lady, no replacement)
I can post all the misogynistic crap I want
for a long time now

chapter 1
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Not sure if I've replied to this thread before or not.....but I'M GLAD SHE'S GONE!!!!!! :D
 
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