Are you aware of the laws in you state, city or local municipality?

[426HemiCharger]

I'll post up some stupid laws. Yes they really are in the books and techinally they are not to be broken. You may have heard of some including:

-In IL it is illegal to speak in English.
-In Champaign IL it is illegal to urinate in you neighbors mouth.
-In Zion IL it is illegal to give a lighted cigar to a domesticated animal.

-In Sun Prairie WI it is a $500 fine if one detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
-In WI it is illegal to cut a womans hair.
-In WI it is illegal to kiss a train.
-In La Crosse WI it is illegal to play checkers in public.

-In NE it is illegal to go whale fishing.
-In Topeka NE it is illegal to install a bathtub within city limits.

-In IN it is illegal to take a bath between October and March.

I'll let you chew on those for a while.... I have more.

 

[65-440]

speak english ? damn, $500 fine for setting off a nuke ? not bad !! kiss a train, WTF ! my dog smokes cigars all the time, guess i wont be moving to IL !! .....

 

[Pastortom1]

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[old tired rebel]

Guess it's a good thing he doesn't go to church in SC, he'd might get shot since it's the law to carry a Gun to church.

 

[426HemiCharger]

Nice one rebel!

 

[426HemiCharger]

Feast your eyes on today's catch. Alabama's dumb state laws:

-Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
-Incestuous marriages are legal.
-It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
-It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
-You may not drive barefooted.
-It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
-It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
-Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
-Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
-It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
-Masks may not be worn in public.
-Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.