cr8crshr
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"An airliner is fully boarded and ready to push off from the gate when two blind pilots enter the main cabin.
The pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.
Panicked screams fill the cabin as it begins to look like the plane will plow into the water. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax, laugh sheepishly, and soon retreat into their magazines, ensuring the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all going to die."
cr8crshr/Bill
The pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.
Panicked screams fill the cabin as it begins to look like the plane will plow into the water. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax, laugh sheepishly, and soon retreat into their magazines, ensuring the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all going to die."
cr8crshr/Bill
