Cant remove cast valve cover with Felpro exhaust gasket. HELP!!

[Kern Dog]

Shes so fat when she stepped on the scale it said " One at a time please"
Shes so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil!!

My wife would concur.

Well, at least @eldubb440 got the pig latin joke...
Guess I needed to toss in a "she's so fat" in there too, apparently....

She was so fat, her blood type was RAGU.
She was so fat, when she got a shoeshine she had to take their word for it.
She was so fat, when she stood on a corner, a cop would come along and tell her to break it up.
She was so fat, she gave her measurements in "radius" and "degrees".

 

[khryslerkid]

She's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call!

She's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her!

 

[moparedtn]

Seasoned comedian says "gotta know the room you're working"....

 

[Kern Dog]

She's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call!

That is some funny ****. I actually laughed out loud at that one. THREAD WINNER.

 

[WileERobby]

She's so fat, her gravity pulls the earth to herself.

 

[WileERobby]

She's so fat, she became the earth's eight continent.

 

[eldubb440]

My wife would concur.

you smelt it, you dealt it

The OP does for starters, I'm guessing...

So it's all Ed's fault.

 

[Krooser]

I have a Plymouth flathead 6...I can't even find a set of valve covers
..

 

[JC Boatguy]

Shes so fat when she stepped on the scale it said " One at a time please"
Shes so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil!!

She's so fat...her blood type is ROCKY ROAD!!!

 

[Gus chiggins]

I'm with the Kern. Manifolds look and perform like **** compared to quality headers. No valve cover clearance issues to boot!
BTW Gus, it's "I".

A grammar nazi. DILIGAF about headers, yeah, hitting 6 grand rpm on the street, right?

 

[Gus chiggins]

I have a Plymouth flathead 6...I can't even find a set of valve covers
..

Rare as hens teeth

 

[Runner 68]

A grammar nazi. DILIGAF about headers, yeah, hitting 6 grand rpm on the street, right?

DILIGAF is way over used these days Gus. YAAFDS is more up to date and far more appropriate, wouldn't you agree?

 

[dadsbee]

GTFU is probably the most appropriate around here these days......

 

[Daves69]

I have a Plymouth flathead 6...I can't even find a set of valve covers
..

Curious. Are you making your own? What material works best?

Anyway,................
.......... there's this gal that cooks up head gaskets............

 

[Gus chiggins]

DILIGAF is way over used these days Gus. YAAFDS is more up to date and far more appropriate, wouldn't you agree?

Overused, but appropriate in this case.

 

[Gus chiggins]

Curious. Are you making your own? What material works best?

Anyway,................
.......... there's this gal that cooks up head gaskets............

Lisa Douglas.....Green Acres is the place to be.

 

[JC Boatguy]

Curious. Are you making your own? What material works best?

Anyway,................
.......... there's this gal that cooks up head gaskets............

I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself!