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Dating has taken a change to “I got Wood”

There was a guy in my industrial complex that sold custom made dildos made of exotic hardwoods (There are so many things wrong with that statement) the business was called Knotty Pleasures...
There was a member at another site that used to be in the sales of sexual products....'toys' to be exact and iirc, his user name was Dillray or something similar.
 
There was a member at another site that used to be in the sales of sexual products....'toys' to be exact and iirc, his user name was Dillray or something similar.
Dill Rod?
 
That's what all guilty parties say!

:rofl:
Depending on what I'm guilty of :D
I'll have to take your word on that one. :)

The part that cracks me up about this is that she fully expects people to take her seriously.
She's all 'cracked' up on wood.....
Dill Rod?
Pretty sure his name was Ray......and his username prompted me to ask what it meant. I remember him saying that he made pretty good money at it.
 
There was a guy in my industrial complex that sold custom made dildos made of exotic hardwoods (There are so many things wrong with that statement) the business was called Knotty Pleasures...
My guess is his customers were mostly men
 
I replaced a woman's vanity in her master bedroom for her years ago. I told her to empty it out before I got there. When I got there and pulled out one of the drawers a rubber dildo rolled to the front and I jumped back, and almost fell over, it freaked me out so bad. My brother comes in, looks at it and then me, I said I'm not touching it!! That was the only thing left in the vanity!!! For the record, I did put it back in her new vanity. I would have loved to see the look on her face when she found it. She was extremely prim and proper, and single!!!! :rofl:
 
I replaced a woman's vanity in her master bedroom for her years ago. I told her to empty it out before I got there. When I got there and pulled out one of the drawers a rubber dildo rolled to the front and I jumped back, and almost fell over, it freaked me out so bad. My brother comes in, looks at it and then me, I said I'm not touching it!! That was the only thing left in the vanity!!! For the record, I did put it back in her new vanity. I would have loved to see the look on her face when she found it. She was extremely prim and proper, and single!!!! :rofl:

Guaranteed that was on purpose. No doubt she was trying to tell you she's lonely and DTF! (Down to **ck)
 
Guaranteed that was on purpose. No doubt she was trying to tell you she's lonely and DTF! (Down to **ck)
My brother said the same thing. I forgot to mention, she lived in the condo next door him, and yes, she acted a little different after that!! Oh yeah, the good old days!
 
I replaced a woman's vanity in her master bedroom for her years ago. I told her to empty it out before I got there. When I got there and pulled out one of the drawers a rubber dildo rolled to the front and I jumped back, and almost fell over, it freaked me out so bad. My brother comes in, looks at it and then me, I said I'm not touching it!! That was the only thing left in the vanity!!! For the record, I did put it back in her new vanity. I would have loved to see the look on her face when she found it. She was extremely prim and proper, and single!!!! :rofl:


 
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