Dating has taken a change to “I got Wood”

[Pops1967GTX]

Read the notes…..

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Sam69sat]

For those of you who are "slow", she's trying to tell you she's a size queen with an oversized panocha!

 

[kiwigtx]

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She wants to be careful not to get a hole bunch of splinters...... (spelling error on porpoise)

 

[kiwigtx]

For those of you who are "slow", she's trying to tell you she's a size queen with an oversized panocha!

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Is that the Hot-Dog Highway ???

 

[kiwigtx]

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This is a treemendous thread.


Ladies manipulating the wood could be called 'Branch Managers'

 

[Cranky]

LOLOL.....oh geeeeze!! Probably one way to get toooooo much 'wood'

 

[Budnicks]

Brings a whole new meaning to tree huggers

 

[Cranky]

Brings a whole new meaning to tree huggers

From what I hear, there's nothing like a dildo made from wood that's polished and shellacked and polished some more!!

 

[Budnicks]

From what I hear, there's nothing like a dildo made from wood that's polished and shellacked and polished some more!!

if you say so...

 

[Richard Cranium]

From what I hear, there's nothing like a dildo made from wood that's polished and shellacked and polished some more!!

 

[Cranky]

if you say so...

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From what I hear!!! Made a couple of them from SS

 

[1 Wild R/T]

From what I hear, there's nothing like a dildo made from wood that's polished and shellacked and polished some more!!

There was a guy in my industrial complex that sold custom made dildos made of exotic hardwoods (There are so many things wrong with that statement) the business was called Knotty Pleasures...

 

[Richard Cranium]

From what I hear!!!

That's what all guilty parties say!

 

[kiwigtx]

From what I hear!!! Made a couple of them from SS

Steely Dan.....

 

[kiwigtx]

There was a guy in my industrial complex that sold custom made dildos made of exotic hardwoods (There are so many things wrong with that statement) the business was called Knotty Pleasures...

Did his business end up going down the tubes?

 

[MarPar]

Did his business end up going down the tubes?

More like up the tubes

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Did his business end up going down the tubes?

That guy was so stoned all the time we knew he'd be outta business at some point... Took longer than expected.... He had lots of orders, just couldn't stay straight long enough to get them out the door..

Somebody could actually make a decent living if they were so inclined.... Personally I don't want to be in a warehouse full of wood...
Especially not wood in the form of a sausagefest....

 

[moparedtn]

From what I hear, there's nothing like a dildo made from wood that's polished and shellacked and polished some more!!

I'll have to take your word on that one.

The part that cracks me up about this is that she fully expects people to take her seriously.

 

[Richard Cranium]

just couldn't stay straight long enough to get them out the door.

Himself or the dildos?