Come to New Zealand.....where the wildlife will never try and kill you.... but your mother's boyfriend might...especially if you're a toddler.Besides Hornets there are actually very few things around here plant/animal/insect that will try and kill you.
It's hard to beat this part of the country this time of year.
(Although the last 7 months kinda sucked)

The worst an animal will do here - pig will charge if you try and kill or corner it, and maybe you might get bitten by an angry horse...... no snakes or alligators.
the natives
or the former PM

















