Come to New Zealand.....where the wildlife will never try and kill you.... but your mother's boyfriend might...especially if you're a toddler.Besides Hornets there are actually very few things around here plant/animal/insect that will try and kill you.
It's hard to beat this part of the country this time of year.
(Although the last 7 months kinda sucked)

The worst an animal will do here - pig will charge if you try and kill or corner it, and maybe you might get bitten by an angry horse...... no snakes or alligators.