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Fun with the apprentice at work....

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I had one of our apprentices cut some steel channel this morning with the drop saw. I told him to make sure that he smoothed off all the edges of the cuts with a file. The other apprentice told him that the name for the rough bits of steel was "Peed"....and that he should ask our boss for the appropriate file to smooth the edges out.

So off he goes to ask the boss for a "Peed File"...........that's when the penny dropped.:lol:

Tell us your gags for apprentice training. :thumbsup:
 
We used to send our apprentices to the tool trailers for a wire stretcher :lol:
 
Back in the earlier nineties my gang was assigned a young woman who had a mechanical engineers degree. The idea was these young engineers would make the rounds in different departments. She was nice enough and smart enough not to think she knew it all like so many of the other younger newly hired engineers. One day i was replacing larger diameter piping on a cooler. She was always around us just wanting to see what we were doing and learn. So i told her to go up to the foreman's office see Joe another foreman and ask him for the metal cutting blade for the chain saw. She took the bait and ran off to see Joe. Well, with all sorts of enthusiasm she asked Joe in front of all the other foreman and they all started to laugh and told her i was breaking her chops. She came back down to were we were working, her face was beet red and she tore into me with a vengeance. She was so mad as only a woman could be. She even accidentally called me her husbands name. I tried to apologize but she was not having it. Everybody was staring. About two hours later i saw her and she was calm and i said i was sorry and did not mean to humiliate her. She laughed and said no worries. Today i guess id be suspended and she could put a claim in for metal anguish. What happened was we became good friends, she turned out to be one of the best supervisors i ever had. Everybody in the gang loved her and was defensive of her but none more than me. She was a bigger person and a better boss than a lot of other men, she had our utmost respect. She saw what i did as not a put down but as a initiation of becoming one of the gang, being accepted and she was right about that. She moved on in the company and did well.
 
Board stretchers, left handed screwdrivers or just catch them and duct tape them.

Can't have fun anymore at work. Too many whiners.

Funniest thing, non employment related.
I was screwing a gal who had just turned 21. She wanted to do a shot. I sent her to the bar and told her to ask for a couple of "money shots." LMAO
 
Board stretchers, left handed screwdrivers or just catch them and duct tape them.

Can't have fun anymore at work. Too many whiners.

Funniest thing, non employment related.
I was screwing a gal who had just turned 21. She wanted to do a shot. I sent her to the bar and told her to ask for a couple of "money shots." LMAO
With a young bull like you what we did was when working at a remote location and a walk from the tool room, we'd send you for something and then we'd call the tool room and tell them to give you a four foot pipe wrench in addition to whatever else you had to carry. Then we'd watch as you struggled carrying all this stuff. Every new guy had the same thing happen including me LOL
 
I've been had before.
Long ago I was a pipeliner. 1sr day of work they got me to ask the foreman for the pipestretcher. Made the grizzled old prick crack a smile. Lol
 
Back in the earlier nineties my gang was assigned a young woman who had a mechanical engineers degree. The idea was these young engineers would make the rounds in different departments. She was nice enough and smart enough not to think she knew it all like so many of the other younger newly hired engineers. One day i was replacing larger diameter piping on a cooler. She was always around us just wanting to see what we were doing and learn. So i told her to go up to the foreman's office see Joe another foreman and ask him for the metal cutting blade for the chain saw. She took the bait and ran off to see Joe. Well, with all sorts of enthusiasm she asked Joe in front of all the other foreman and they all started to laugh and told her i was breaking her chops. She came back down to were we were working, her face was beet red and she tore into me with a vengeance. She was so mad as only a woman could be. She even accidentally called me her husbands name. I tried to apologize but she was not having it. Everybody was staring. About two hours later i saw her and she was calm and i said i was sorry and did not mean to humiliate her. She laughed and said no worries. Today i guess id be suspended and she could put a claim in for metal anguish. What happened was we became good friends, she turned out to be one of the best supervisors i ever had. Everybody in the gang loved her and was defensive of her but none more than me. She was a bigger person and a better boss than a lot of other men, she had our utmost respect. She saw what i did as not a put down but as a initiation of becoming one of the gang, being accepted and she was right about that. She moved on in the company and did well.


"metal anguish" Fitting typo?
 
"metal anguish" Fitting typo?
Thanks, it was early LOL.....But when i think about it today i could have gotten into real trouble and these overly sensitive types today could claim all kinds of pain and suffering. That young woman took it on the chin and eventually laughed it off, i dont exactly recall but she got me back later on.
 
Ancient AF pranks...Hey Bean, go to supply and pick me up 50 yards of flightline,...or Go to the wash rack and pick up 5 gallons of propwash. When we were coming back in country.. Take this big trash bag and run up and down the cargo compartment until it is full of air, the customs guy will want air samples, then send them in to clear customs with said bag.
 
Had a guy working for me that carried a toolbox everywhere he went, was very **** about lining everything up , locking , chaining stuff up even when it was just my crew on site...The guy took forever because of it and would piss me off ...one day he accidently left his box unlocked sitting in the ground so I took a rotary hammer and & installed a couple of 1/4" drop in anchors in the bottom...needless to say he never left his box open!
When I was at Motorola in Austin we all had tool carts in the sub fab and would take 5/16 x4 tek screws and drill them into the inboard wheel hubs leaving them out just long enough to catch the caster support.
People would spend 30 minutes trying to figure out why their wheels would on roll a few inches...
 
Another good on was to take tye wire and sew it through their tool pouches over their Kliens, needlenose, dykes ect to where they couldn't pull them out
 
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The on-going gag at O'Reilly is to ask a new manager in training to order a "flux capacitor".........until one day a very sharp one loaded the part into the O'Reilly parts computer.

The next time you're in O'Reilly with a snot-nosed teenager ask for the price on one & order it :)
 
Back in the earlier nineties my gang was assigned a young woman who had a mechanical engineers degree. The idea was these young engineers would make the rounds in different departments. She was nice enough and smart enough not to think she knew it all like so many of the other younger newly hired engineers. One day i was replacing larger diameter piping on a cooler. She was always around us just wanting to see what we were doing and learn. So i told her to go up to the foreman's office see Joe another foreman and ask him for the metal cutting blade for the chain saw. She took the bait and ran off to see Joe. Well, with all sorts of enthusiasm she asked Joe in front of all the other foreman and they all started to laugh and told her i was breaking her chops. She came back down to were we were working, her face was beet red and she tore into me with a vengeance. She was so mad as only a woman could be. She even accidentally called me her husbands name. I tried to apologize but she was not having it. Everybody was staring. About two hours later i saw her and she was calm and i said i was sorry and did not mean to humiliate her. She laughed and said no worries. Today i guess id be suspended and she could put a claim in for metal anguish. What happened was we became good friends, she turned out to be one of the best supervisors i ever had. Everybody in the gang loved her and was defensive of her but none more than me. She was a bigger person and a better boss than a lot of other men, she had our utmost respect. She saw what i did as not a put down but as a initiation of becoming one of the gang, being accepted and she was right about that. She moved on in the company and did well.
Sounds like the kind of boss everyone wants. But metal cutting chain saws exist, ask your fire department. :)
 
I can say I was the object of scorn by one of the "old boys" at the Chrysler dealer. He started off as positive criticism for weeks, but he really jumped my case one day. He was angry at me for leaving the alignment rack tools where they belonged on the tool board, not under the ramps where he left them for years. I was smiling the whole time. He last stated to me was "You think you know everything but you don't?" He then stomped off, with half the shop looking our way. I just got back from alignment school, but I was performing them since high school (two years). He took that recent training as me being new to the rack. I really appreciate advice from others, but in this case, meh.
 
Ha love it! We tell new apprentices there is a brand new pair of wire strippers at the bottom of every 5-gallon bucket of Ideal brand wire lube (its like a bucket of snot for those unfamiliar)..sometimes they dive right in..I'm also a fan of sending them to look for an I-D-10-T..when they come back and say they can't find it, I say look again but write it down this time!
 
Army pranks......send the new guy for a box of convoy numbers....or chem light batteries.

Always the standard blinker fluid pranks etc too
 
The funniest one I saw, got pulled on my friend when we were going through tool & die apprenticeship. He was working on the lathe and was checking the OD with his brand new starrett
micrometer. Buster says let me see your micrometer he looks at it, does a quick switch before throwing it against the wall and telling Wade those piece of **** Starretts, you need a Brown & Sharp. Wades mouth dropped and his face got beat red. He was just about to blow up and Buster handed him back his micrometer and we all laughed our asses off. He passed that old mic on to us to use when he retired. We still put it to good use on the newbies.
 
There was this guy that always found other things to do than work on the real job at hand so one day when we got done working on a large compressor at the refinery, he shows up asking what we had to do to get it running. One of the other guys told him the henway was bad and that's all it needed. Knowing that he would be the one talking to the boss at the end of the day, we all showed up in the bosses office in time for this guy to tell him that 'we all' got it fixed with a new henway. We knew the boss would ask what's a henway and we all said about 5 pounds and then it was total laughter. This guy was a 1st class machinist too but even the apprentices treated him like he was a 1st year apprentice lol but the henway deal is pretty old.

New engineers would get assigned a project and their boss would even supply a simple blueprint for them to bring to the shop so we could make a part for their project. Usually, you couldn't make a part from the supplied print but this one guy just wouldn't accept that it when some 'lowly' machinist would point out that fact. Part of the exercise was for them to figure out the bad drawing but this guy didn't have the snap or just didn't look at it. Lucky me was open when he came into the shop so I had to deal with him and after a few minutes I just told him to come back in 6 hours and the part would be ready. What the heck, at least we had a good charge number for the day and I went to work on a G job for me :D It disappointed me that he never came back lol
 
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