Guts or Balls

[Coyoteduster]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:



GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.



Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

 

[biomedtechguy]

Lmao.

 

[snakeyes]

:headbang:

 

[snakeoil24]

I am glad we got that cleared up!

 

[super-bee_ski]

Good one....

yeah, BALLS..."we all have them but do we really have them"???

Telling your wife...."your next Chubby...yeah, that balls..."

 

[67 Power Wagon]

...well WHY do they say "You got Balls" when a pussy takes a bit more of a poundin, and LIKE IT????? And possibly want more and scream it?




Never could figer that out, you pound my balls and I'ma hurtin' unit!

GAWD, that sounds painful, just reading about it!

 

[Redhorse719]

:rolling: