I guess I'm too old fashioned...

[65RoadRacer]

But this makes me laugh. I tend to think any woman over 34 that still uses the "BFF" thing, or puts little doggy ears on their photos, is not mature enough for me. LOL

 

[Kern Dog]

Who wants a woman that is too mature?
Granny panties, menopause, hot flashes, dresses that go to the ankles, ugly sweaters, face cream and cucumbers on the eyes, Mentholatum on the chest, copies of Readers Digest on the coffee table, gray pubes....
I'll take the younger chick or the one that is "Young at heart".

 

[GTXperience]

Who wants a woman that is too mature?
Granny panties, menopause, hot flashes, dresses that go to the ankles, ugly sweaters, face cream and cucumbers on the eyes, Mentholatum on the chest, copies of Readers Digest on the coffee table, gray pubes....
I'll take the younger chick or the one that is "Young at heart".

There's a happy medium zone. There's some very nice looking "mature" ladies that are young at heart. Btw: Don't talk any smack about mentholatum. I still dab it under the schnozzola (before I go to bed) when I have a cold. Brings back good childhood memories and actually does help.

 

[Xp29h]

Too funny, the wife and I were at a local restaurant a couple weeks ago for breakfast. This younger couple came in and I guess late 20's. The girl asked for one of the kids menus (which was the placemat that also doubled as the coloring book) and crayons! I howled then and again when I saw this.

 

[Riverdawg]

Stay young at heart. Growing up is a pain in the ***. That reminds me, I have a colonoscopy this morning.

 

[Ron H]

Good luck Riverdawg having had the butt drill twice now it's a bit demeaning having a young attractive nurse prepping my bare *** for the procedure...

 

[65RoadRacer]

LOL.. .you went the total opposite direction on that one. Who says that to be fun you have to put puppy dog ears on your smartphone pics?

Stay young at heart. Growing up is a pain in the ***. That reminds me, I have a colonoscopy this morning.

Good luck... hope everything comes ou.... crap, there's no real way to wish you well without sounding gross. LOL

I had one done... I never got his name.... haha

 

[YY1]

I would actually prefer a young attractive female messing around in that area versus the alternatives.

 

[65RoadRacer]

I would actually prefer a young attractive female messing around in that area versus the alternatives.

but then... you wouldn't want anything to do with her because she's been messing around in that area on other, old men! LOL

 

[69Coronetrt]

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

 

[Riverdawg]

LOL.. .you went the total opposite direction on that one. Who says that to be fun you have to put puppy dog ears on your smartphone pics?

Good luck... hope everything comes ou.... crap, there's no real way to wish you well without sounding gross. LOL

I had one done... I never got his name.... haha

Thanks. Yeah nothing 'butt' a good time, lol. It went well enough, found a few small polyps but not problems are expected.

 

[GTXperience]

Good luck Riverdawg having had the butt drill twice now it's a bit demeaning having a young attractive nurse prepping my bare *** for the procedure...

You say that like its a bad thing. Staff options could be much worse.

 

[Ron H]

GTXperience, you mean like a serial butt assaulter on staff having something else in mind to ram up the butt other than a camera? Ok, bad comment, this topic can easily go in a number of directions

 

[Riverdawg]

Lol, Yeah it could. 65roadracer, my apologies, I didn't mean for the thread to be taken over.

 

[65RoadRacer]

Lol, Yeah it could. 65roadracer, my apologies, I didn't mean for the thread to be taken over.

No worries... but this sure went downhill fast, didn't it? LOL

Regarding my 'opinion' on my post ... there's a huge difference between a grown woman doing this for her underage children and having fun with them than her doing this and texting it to her 40+ year old friends and sharing the pics on social media. I mean, I'm 56... I don't feel or act 56, but I don't act 14, either. lol

 

[GTXperience]

GTXperience, you mean like a serial butt assaulter on staff having something else in mind to ram up the butt other than a camera? Ok, bad comment, this topic can easily go in a number of directions

Actually, I was thinking the young attractive nurse would be a much better option to do the butt prepping vs some big male nurse (previously named Bob) who now self identifies as a Phillipino woman named Pang-Pang.