Indian's looking to pop his Cherry and goes down to the local Cathouse.
Walks in, scurries up to the Madame: "Indian want Woman, Indian have money".
Madame blurts back: "Aw Hell no, we had one of you Guys in here last week, made a total fool out of himself. Tell ya what, you go out into the Forest and practice for a while, then when you get real good, c'mon back".
Indian shows up 2 weeks later: "Indian been practicing, Indian want Woman, Indian have money".
Madame begrudgingly agrees: "Okay, Geronimo, head up to Room 9 and speak to Marlene".
Indian rushes up to room, throws the Hooker on the bed, turns her over and slaps her *** real hard.
Hooker turns around and says: "Why the hell'd you do that?"
"INDIAN CHECKING FOR BEES!!!
Walks in, scurries up to the Madame: "Indian want Woman, Indian have money".
Madame blurts back: "Aw Hell no, we had one of you Guys in here last week, made a total fool out of himself. Tell ya what, you go out into the Forest and practice for a while, then when you get real good, c'mon back".
Indian shows up 2 weeks later: "Indian been practicing, Indian want Woman, Indian have money".
Madame begrudgingly agrees: "Okay, Geronimo, head up to Room 9 and speak to Marlene".
Indian rushes up to room, throws the Hooker on the bed, turns her over and slaps her *** real hard.
Hooker turns around and says: "Why the hell'd you do that?"
"INDIAN CHECKING FOR BEES!!!
