Ironbuilts' Jokes

[Ironbuilt]

Because when I purchased it, I bought the extended Cummins and drivetrain, but not the chassis warranty. It expired at 100,000 which was last month. If I do sell, I will probably get into a 2020 W9. Although the fuel economy in a 680 is quite appealing. If the numbers aren't to my liking, I will keep my truck. I love it, I just worry not having a warranty.

Hey @snakeyes What did you disagree with? I'm confused.

 

[coronet68mx]

FFS maybe ( Fat finger syndrome)

 

[snakeyes]

Hey @snakeyes What did you disagree with? I'm confused.

I don`t no I will have to back to first and read forward to see why it could of been FFS could of been a senior moment

 

[Ironbuilt]

I don`t no I will have to back to first and read forward to see why it could of been FFS could of been a senior moment

I thought you disagreed with me wanting a warranty. I was going to bring my Kenworth to you to fix.

 

[snakeyes]

I thought you disagreed with me wanting a warranty. I was going to bring my Kenworth to you to fix.

I plead the fifth

 

[Ironbuilt]

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”

 

[Ironbuilt]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

 

[Ironbuilt]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

 

[Ironbuilt]

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

 

[Ironbuilt]

What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.

 

[Ironbuilt]

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

 

[Ironbuilt]

What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.

 

[Ironbuilt]

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!

 

[Ironbuilt]

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.

 

[Ironbuilt]

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!

 

[Ironbuilt]

What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.

 

[Ironbuilt]

How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

 

[Ironbuilt]

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.

 

[Ironbuilt]

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.

 

[Ironbuilt]

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep ****.