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Poker Player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday after noon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday after noon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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Dunno if this made the rounds already
Not a stupid cat video
The kitten an attorney presenting a case to the court, but having some technical issues
it’s hilarious
Not a stupid cat video
The kitten an attorney presenting a case to the court, but having some technical issues
it’s hilarious
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A guy thing, Just another great food tip from....Trying to eat the Swedish fermented herring.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qp7ftluKEV1y8aven.mp4
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EVIL.
...and the revenge....payback's a bitch, eh?
...and the revenge....payback's a bitch, eh?
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Twin newfy sisters
TWIN
SISTERS CELEBRATE
Twin
sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years
old.
The
editor of the local newspaper told his photographer to get over there and
take pictures of the 100 year-old twins.
One of the twins was hard of
hearing but the other could hear quite well.
Once the photographer arrived
he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her
twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE
GOTTA SIT OVER DER ON THE SOFA!",
said the other.
"Now get a little closer
together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE
SAY?"
"HE
SAYS SQUEEZE TOGEDER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit
longer, I've got to focus the camera," said the
photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE
SAY?"
"HE
SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With
a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "OH LARD TUNDERIN JESUS! BOTH OF
US? -- CAN I BE FIRST?!
TWIN
SISTERS CELEBRATE
Twin
sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years
old.
The
editor of the local newspaper told his photographer to get over there and
take pictures of the 100 year-old twins.
One of the twins was hard of
hearing but the other could hear quite well.
Once the photographer arrived
he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her
twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE
GOTTA SIT OVER DER ON THE SOFA!",
said the other.
"Now get a little closer
together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE
SAY?"
"HE
SAYS SQUEEZE TOGEDER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit
longer, I've got to focus the camera," said the
photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE
SAY?"
"HE
SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With
a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "OH LARD TUNDERIN JESUS! BOTH OF
US? -- CAN I BE FIRST?!
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Please explain the following picture to me:
A toilet out in the open near a bunch of seats....then the toilet paper roll is 3 feet from the bowl.
A toilet out in the open near a bunch of seats....then the toilet paper roll is 3 feet from the bowl.
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Remember the olden days?
Is that pizza place near a college campus by any chance?
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The Rebel
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No idea. Came up on FB.
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...I like that they tucked it inside the box lid...
crash89
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Maybe the pizza tastes just like the box with sauce and cheese. LOL
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