Little Lawyer Humor ...

[Coyoteduster]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the
driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and
within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked
up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the
body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving,
the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I cannot believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything
else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the
elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

 

[Jeffj]

Two guys jump out of an airplane, how do you tell which one is the lawyer?....He is the one with both chutes....
Jeff J

 

[Runner 68]

I would never hire that lawyer for the simple fact he drove a Lexus....AKA fancy Toyota.
A Mercedes or Beemer? I may respect him more.

 

[GetX'd]

That's a funny one. Love lawyer jokes.

 

[Rick@Laysons]

If you're trapped in a foxhole with a rattlesnake, a lawyer, and Saddam Hussein, and you're the only one with a gun, and you only have two bullets......who do you shoot?

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Shoot the damn lawyer!!!!!!!!

TWICE!!!!!!

 

[Budnicks]

Great jokes guys


What's a couple of hundred lawyers at the bottom of the bay called ???
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A great start...
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I know it's an old one, only one I could think of at the time too...