why do Scotsmen wear kilts ?
so the sheep don't hear the zippers
so the sheep don't hear the zippers
not irish jokes
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why do Scotsmen have long skinny dicks ?
because their tight fisted wankers
because their tight fisted wankers
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a young Greek woman was visiting her mother , " mama after being married for 5 years I have everything I've ever wanted , we are rich and successful , we own our own business, we own our own home , but I'm just not happy "
"why dear what ever could be the matter "
"well , before we were married we were having sex . we did it Greek style so I wouldn't get pregnant "
"such a good Greek girl "
"well we kept doing it Greek style after the marriage , mama before I was married my asshole was the size of a 5 cent piece , now its the size of a 50 cent piece . I don't think I can take it anymore I want to come home "
"what !!! you want to give up all that you have for 45 cents !!!"
"why dear what ever could be the matter "
"well , before we were married we were having sex . we did it Greek style so I wouldn't get pregnant "
"such a good Greek girl "
"well we kept doing it Greek style after the marriage , mama before I was married my asshole was the size of a 5 cent piece , now its the size of a 50 cent piece . I don't think I can take it anymore I want to come home "
"what !!! you want to give up all that you have for 45 cents !!!"
69BBody
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An undercover cop called at my farm in rural Dorset yesterday evening...
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.
“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.
The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the **** I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this ******* badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the **** I want, have I made myself clear?!”
I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.
I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,
“Your badge, show him your ******* badge!”
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.
“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.
The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the **** I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this ******* badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the **** I want, have I made myself clear?!”
I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.
I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,
“Your badge, show him your ******* badge!”
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