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Nurses don't forget....

Cranky

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A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape,the kind that doesn't come off easily... if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
 
The "Policemans Ball"! Lol

I guess Mr. Pol-ice-man can BE VERY glad the nurse didn't attach that tape to his groin hair, down over the "head" to attach to his balls......

Sounds like to me, Mr. Policeman doesn't get much skin........and once he rips that tape off, hes gonna be "more" even less skin! In all the WRONG places!
 
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