Poems and Rhymes and Other Witty Stuff...

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There was an old man of Duluth
whose cock was shot off in his youth.
He fucked with his nose,
and his fingers and toes,
and he came through a hole in his tooth.

 

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There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky

 

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I **** her low,
I **** her high,
I **** her wet, I **** her dry,
And when she's dead and long forgotten,
I will dig her up, and **** her rotten

 

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While screwing his wife, Dr. Zuck
In his ears his wife's nipples he stuck.
With his thumb up her bum,
He could hear himself come,
And invented the Radio ****!

 

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There once was a girl from new zealand
She got thrown in jail for stealin
she laid on her back
and played with her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

 

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There was a young man of Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay,
But the heat of his prick
Turned it into a brick,
And chafed all his foreskin away

 

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There was a young man from Kent,
Whos' dick was so long that it bent.
So to save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.

 

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There once was a boy from Alas
Whose balls were constructed of brass
When he clanked them together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning came out of his ***

 

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it,
He ran down the street,
Dragging his meat,
He carried his balls a in bucket

 

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There was a young man from Rangoon,
Who was born nine months too soon.
He had not the luck,
To be born of a ****,
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.

 

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There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pig **** and snot
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat

 

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An amorous sailor of Brighton
Said to his girl, "You're a tight one!"
She said, "'pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole,
And there's plenty of room in the right one!"

 

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There once was a lass from Madras
Who had a magnificent ***.
It was not what you think,
Soft and rounded and pink,
But was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

 

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There was a young lad from St. Lou
who gave his dear sister a screw.
He said, with aplomb,
"You're better than mom!"
She said, "That's what dad told me, too."

 

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There once was a young man from Peru
Who went sailing in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He pounded his penus
and woke up with a hand full of goo

 

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Space, the final frontier.
We all know that Sulu was queer.
As he bent before Spock,
And sucked on his cock,
He took it from Kirk in the rear.

 

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There once was a priest from Morocco,
Whose motto was really quite macho.
He said “To be blunt, God decreed we eat cunt.
Why else would it look like a taco?”

 

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There once was a man from Brewster,
Who said to his wife as he goosed her,
“That used to be grand, But look at my hand!
You’re not wiping as clean as you used to.”

 

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There was a young woman we knew
Who was dozing one day in a pew.
When the preacher yelled “SIN” She yelled “Count me in,
As soon as the service is through!

 

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There was a man from Bengal
Who liked to do tricks in the hall.
His favorite trick Was to stand on his dick
While he rolled around on one ball.