Poems and Rhymes and Other Witty Stuff...

[Ironbuilt]

I lusted after my friend's mother,
so I took out my dick and put on a rubber.
But the rubber broke
when I gave her a poke,
so now my friend has a little stepbrother!

 

[Ranger16]

He who writes on **** house walls
Rolls his **** in little balls
He who reads these words of whit
Eats the little balls of ****

 

[Xp29h]

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was banging his wife on the stairs,
Right in mid stroke, the banister broke,
He finished her off on mid air!

 

[DeltaV]

There once was a dog named Bright
Who chased his tail faster than light
He spun out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night!

 

[Officer Higgins]

 

[Ranger16]

As I slide down the banister of life
I will always remember Viet Nam as a sliver in my ***

 

[5.7 hemi]

Here I sit broken hearted
Have to **** but only farted