President Trump

[mmissile]

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .
Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.

 

[blinkey]

I didnt know the ballet teacher was doing that. Thats tough, for him.

 

[mobileparts]

Question -- are they allowed to take their AK15s with them?
Maybe they can shoot some more innocents over there.....

 

[tommyg29]

You forgot to mention that, as always, the US provides more financial assistance than the rest of the world combined.