Things ya should not oughta do.....

[Cranky]

I'll start out with a couple minor 'infractions'. Feel free to add your 'infractions'.....

Should not oughta fart in a closet. Guess being single after 30+ years of marriage I can 'go' where ever I wanna. Some places though are off limits. Been awhile since doing that again!

Should not oughta forget to close the lid on the washing machine and expect it to be done 35 minutes later. Not a big deal though....at least not like farting in a closet

 

[toolmanmike]

Along those lines: He who farts in church sets in his own pew!

 

[MarPar]

Dont fart in a hot shower. It amplifies the stench 10x.

 

[69 Sleeper Bee]

She is really my wife and she calls me her personal Air Pig !

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Durandal25]

I'll start out with a couple minor 'infractions'. Feel free to add your 'infractions'.....

Should not oughta fart in a closet. Guess being single after 30+ years of marriage I can 'go' where ever I wanna. Some places though are off limits. Been awhile since doing that again!

Should not oughta forget to close the lid on the washing machine and expect it to be done 35 minutes later. Not a big deal though....at least not like farting in a closet

......or bust one right before you get out of the car......., but please do in an elevator.

 

[Kern Dog]

Don’t take a piss after handling insulation, poison oak, adhesives or jalapenos.

 

[Kern Dog]

Don’t buy underwear from Harbor Freight.

 

[Cranky]

View attachment 1280967

Sumtins wrong with her eye.....

Don’t take a piss after handling insulation, poison oak, adhesives or jalapenos.

The voice of experience?

 

[Bob Sawyer]

Don't store your Preparation H and your toothpaste in the same drawer.

 

[Kern Dog]

The voice of experience?

Yes. I have transferred poison oak residue to my tender bits. It swelled up and itched a LOT.

 

[Kern Dog]

This is me after getting it on my face.
Normal me:

 

[MarPar]

......or bust one right before you get out of the car......., but please do in an elevator.

 

[DeltaV]

Don’t take a piss after handling insulation, poison oak, adhesives or jalapenos.

Or after handling Skydrol aircraft hydraulic fluid.

 

[Gus chiggins]

I'll start out with a couple minor 'infractions'. Feel free to add your 'infractions'.....

Should not oughta fart in a closet. Guess being single after 30+ years of marriage I can 'go' where ever I wanna. Some places though are off limits. Been awhile since doing that again!

Should not oughta forget to close the lid on the washing machine and expect it to be done 35 minutes later. Not a big deal though....at least not like farting in a closet

Never skydive without an AAD.

 

[33 IMP]

You don't tug on Supermans cape. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Jim.

 

[ACME A12]

This is me after getting it on my face. View attachment 1280979

Gives you kind of a Tommy Lee Jones edginess to your look...

 

[slepr1]

Don't ask your wife if she gained a few pounds.

 

[slepr1]

Don't leave the toilet seat up at bedtime if your wife shares the same bathroom

 

[gkent]

After I take a leak I put the seat down. Then I wash my hands and flick them over the seat.