Things ya should not oughta do.....

[QOTHL]

You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

How about a mask hole? Or spit in to the wind? Hawk a lougy out the car window when you're driving?

 

[FitzyB5]

Don’t whizz on an electric fence.

 

[Under Pressure]

Or try to put a spark plug wire back on to early

 

[6872n73]

Or back up to the throne, and fart while you're undoing your pants to sit down.

 

[Cranky]

Never skydive without an AAD.

And that is what? Never skydived.....

Don't leave the toilet seat up at bedtime if your wife shares the same bathroom

Didn't help my marriage any lol

How about a mask hole? Or spit in to the wind? Hawk a lougy out the car window when you're driving?

Gotta close the wing vent before doing that!

Or back up to the throne, and fart while you're undoing your pants to sit down.

Uh, no comment!

 

[zyzzyx]

At my age, Never trust a fart!

 

[DeltaV]

Say "posi" on FBBO.

BTW, I've never done that!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

At my age, Never trust a fart!

 

[Moparfiend]

Tell a mopar guy you used to have a Chevy.

 

[Gus chiggins]

And that is what? Never skydived.....


Didn't help my marriage any lol


Gotta close the wing vent before doing that!


Uh, no comment!

Automatic activation device. It activates reserve parachute if you are not able to it's basically a device that measures speed at a certain altutude, if you fail to deploy your main chute, it will automatically deploy your reserve for you. There are bold skydivers, and there are old skydivers, but there are no old bold skydivers.

 

[Cranky]

Automatic activation device. It activates reserve parachute if you are not able to it's basically a device that measures speed at a certain altutude, if you fail to deploy your main chute, it will automatically deploy your reserve for you. There are bold skydivers, and there are old skydivers, but there are no old bold skydivers.

I've heard that saying over the years. I'm one that likes to fly in older/smaller aircraft (hate to fly in commercial flying buses) and have learned what to do and not to do even thou I'm still a novice. 1st rule is not to panic and my X always thought I was nuts to remain calm in so many bad situations....unless it was her causing the bad situation lol

 

[QOTHL]

Or back up to the throne, and fart while you're undoing your pants to sit down.

...and it wasn't a dry fart.

 

[Pikser]

Do not put a tube of Preparation H next to your tube of K-Y lube.
Guess how I know !

 

[maxwedgechar]

I farted during sex and my wife DID NOT think it was funny!

 

[coronet68mx]

Never piss against the wind
This gif always makes me laugh

 

[Mackman]

Don’t get frisky with the wife right after she rubbed icy-hot on your aching back. That stuff burns!

 

[kiwigtx]

Gives you kind of a Tommy Lee Jones edginess to your look...

This one though.....

 

[kiwigtx]

Top Tip - when talking to a hot woman with big fun bags, always look her in the eyes.

Don't go getting caught with eyes headed south.

 

[Cranky]

Shouldn't oughta start these kinds of threads on a Friday!

 

[coronet68mx]

Top Tip - when talking to a hot woman with big fun bags, always look her in the eyes.

Don't go getting caught with eyes headed south.

That is easier to say then do