Things you were never told about getting old.

[BeepBeepRR]

LMAO... This is awesome.

 

[Beekeeper]

 

[gkent]

At his age he needs to calm down or he's gonna blow a gasket and have more to worry about that crapping his drawers!

 

[hanks73340]

 

[gooser]

the problem is they lied to us they said the golden years. my ***, the golden years were when you were 15 16 17 18 19 years old and we didnt know it

 

[Ranger16]

The Golden Years Have Come At Last

I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.
No sense of smell, I look like hell.
My bodies drooping, I got trouble pooping.
The Golden Years Have Come At Last.
The Golden Years Can Kiss My ***.