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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

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While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
 
An old one, but I forgot it!!!!!!!!Luv it..
 
I lived in the South for many years. YOU,, may think the Hillbilly a mentally challenged race but, in fact some are considered "Mountain Wills". Why, do you realize,, it was a HillBilly that invented the tooth brush ? That's right,, if any one else had, they would have called it the "Teeth Brush". MAGA !
 
Hillbillies (Scotch/Irish) are probably the only group that it is safe to make fun of anymore.
OK, rednecks too.



National Lampoon.........
I'm not even going to post the really outrageous one.
Unless someone quotes my post and is curious.
It's not for the easily offended.


 
I'd be awful picky on who I performed that there maneuver on. I'm thinking Victoria Secret type ladies.
 
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