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Tyrone's Education....

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Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher constantly yelled at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone! Can't you learn anything”


Tyrone's mother met with his teacher at fall conferences. The teacher told her Tyrone was a disaster, getting the lowest marks of any of her students. She had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her teaching career. Tyrone's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son, moving from Detroit to Cleveland.


25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with severe cardiac disease. Her doctors advised open heart surgery that only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.


The teacher decided to have the procedure which was remarkably successful. In the recovery room, she saw the young doctor who headed her surgical team, smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him. Instead, her face turned blue as she tried to speak and she quickly died.


The doctor was shocked, wondering what went suddenly wrong. When the doctor turned to leave the room, he saw Tyrone, the janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.
 
I Heard that his last name was Shoelaces.
Tyrone Shoelaces.
 
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