Walmart employee for less than 1 day

[satman72]

After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ......


About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into


the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly,

"Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart."

I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be ******* stupid. Of course they aren't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.. I just couldn't believe someone fucked you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.



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[Coyoteduster]

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[Redhorse719]

 

[GetX'd]

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[Runner 68]

Thanks Satman, that one hit very close to the mark.
I wish my Dad were still alive to share this with. He actually did take a job as a Wally World greeter for a short time in his retirement and the stories he would tell would blow your mind. I think maybe this joke was written from an actual encounter he had. LMAO!!

 

[Xp29h]

That's just awesome!

 

[Car Nut]

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