What does a Mechanic Say?

[Pops1967GTX]

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[fesser]

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That's gotta be photoshopped or something, the bolt is out, and the e-z out isn't broken.

 

[Sahara]

That's gotta be photoshopped or something, the bolt is out, and the e-z out isn't broken.

And the drill bit didn’t go in at an angle, into the threads in the block.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Now a word or too from the wife.

"When your husband is a mechanic".​

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

is that what some females hear when guys talk cars?

 

[Fran Blacker]

is that what some females hear when guys talk cars?

Kamala Harris could shame him.

 

[Dave6T4]

is that what some females hear when guys talk cars?

A very succinct explanation! However, the magneto reluctor has recently been replaced with a more extrarational giga flux capacitor allowing controlled zoom fluctuations.

 

[Bearhunter]

 

[Lefty71]

@Pops1967GTX
Consult the "diagnostic procedures manual and songbook"
LoL

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Customer :
" I need my heads resurfaced, I need em back right away.....and I don't have a lot of money."


choose your mechanic wisely

 

[fourgearsavoy]

"which one of these three waiting customers do you want done first"

"well they ordered the WRONG part again what do you want me to do"

"why the **** would you schedule them to wait on a 5 hour job"

Just venting from jobs I had at the dealership last week. The writers are just so stupid sometimes. We have 4 writers and only one is worth a ****.

Gus

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Triplegreen500]

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I don't know, but it gets beat by 3 of a kind....

 

[Pops1967GTX]

"Where the Hell is it!, I just place it on the table".​

 

[khryslerkid]

"Where the Hell is it!, I just place it on the table".​

It's right where you left it!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[khryslerkid]

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