scotts74birds
Well-Known Member
A police officer pulls over and older gentleman and his wife for speeding. The cop asks the driver how fast he was going. Driver says "I was doing 55, just like the sign says". Cop tells him that he clocked him at 72 mph. "Ahh thats impossible, I was doing 55 and not a hair over!" Cop says "My radar doesnt lie sir, you were holding a steady 72mph. Once again the driver vehmenently denies it. The cop then leans in the window and asks his wife if she knows how fast they were going. The wife says "OH dont bother officer....You cant tell him anything when he's been drinking!"
