Words and phrases that make me laugh.

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Chucking a moon...

 

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[kiwigtx]

Reminds me of "dry as a bone".

Dead bones in a desert, maybe...but living bones? uh-uh, nope.

That's the name of an Australian raincoat....Drizabone

 

[kiwigtx]

My pommie friend again.....he used to say this when it was almost lunchtime and he was hungry...

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a scabby-arsed horse between two piss-stained mattresses."

 

[Hey-O]

That's the name of an Australian raincoat....Drizabone

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Duster.

 

[Photon440]

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

 

[MrJLR]

Would ya look at the shitter on that critter!




Jeff

 

[BB BELLA]

sadder than a broke dick dog

bangin like a screen door in a hurricane

could break an anvil

more useless than a bag a hammers without the handles

 

[Mackman]

“Hold her, Newt, I held her for you”

He's referring to a horse.

 

[Mackman]

He's got more sh*t than a Christmas turkey!

 

[beanhead]

Sometimes it's not what you say, but how you say it