You know the joke about "What do you call 500 lawyers on a barge in the middle of the ocean?"...

[biomedtechguy]

...a good start...
Well this is what happens when the anchor chain holding the barge breaks...
https://www.foxnews.com/science/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-up-on-northern-california-beach

 

[mobileparts]

The next news report stated that thousands of women were seen flocking to these beaches,
And adult store toy sales were off 33 %....

 

[kiwigtx]

...and lesbians around the state were forming protest groups only minutes later.

Claiming they are victims also.

 

[mobileparts]

I can assertively state that I like sole, blue fish, red snapper, tuna, and many other types of seafood.

I will admit that I will NEVER even try one of them --
Even if somebody tells me they taste great!!!!

Noooooooooo thank you.

100 % MAN -- I LOVE the Ladies...... Yours, Craig.

 

[kiwigtx]

100 % MAN -- I LOVE the Ladies...... Yours, Craig.

I wonder if @Kern Dog has ever gobbled one of these down?

 

[biomedtechguy]

I wonder if @Kern Dog has ever gobbled one of these down?

If so, I DO NOT REQUIRE pictorial documentation!!

 

[GetX'd]

Saw this article and showed it to my wife - she says she’ll never go in the water again ... I guess when the water is cold these guys get hard. Our pacific water is cold ...

 

[Brandy]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit...

 

[khryslerkid]

Just send Nancy Pelosi there and they will all swim back out to sea!

 

[themechanic]

The comments from the article are hilarious reading. I thought this forum had quick witted folks but some of them have us beat.

 

[khryslerkid]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit...

I'm leaving this one alone

 

[BDF6]

"...pulsating 10 inch worms..."

 

[DeltaV]

A close cousin is the condom fish

 

[Kern Dog]

I wonder if @Kern Dog has ever gobbled one of these down?

You surely know that I have no interest in the cock. I'm not a fan of seafood either.