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Auctioneers....what the hay are they saying??

Cranky

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Man, after about 15 minutes of watching Mecum or that BJ bs......I gotta mute the TV. There's just no way I could stand to go to a live auto auction like that without ear plugs and even then, that might not do it! The constant drone of babble just drives me nuts! I'm I alone here!? Yeah, I know what the 'babble' is supposed to be about but geez, just not in it at all. Rather drink vinegar than listen to it.
 
The older I get the less I like that kind of noise. You're not alone.
 
I catch every word they're saying, I like how they can do that so fast. I know with training, anybody can do that. I like listening to it and use it as a form of Zen when watching!
 
Smoke. Mirrors. Bullshit. Hype. Saw BJ in Reno. Couldn’t stand it after an hour.
 
I never ever understand what the hell are they saying, I always like to watch TV in English , help me improve my understanding of the language, but those guys are annoying to hear and impossible to understand to me, glad am not the only one.
 
It’s Charlie Browns teacher, just 1000 times faster!
 
Man, after about 15 minutes of watching Mecum or that BJ bs......I gotta mute the TV. There's just no way I could stand to go to a live auto auction like that without ear plugs and even then, that might not do it! The constant drone of babble just drives me nuts! I'm I alone here!? Yeah, I know what the 'babble' is supposed to be about but geez, just not in it at all. Rather drink vinegar than listen to it.


I hear ya. I went to my first Barrett Jackson auction in CT a couple years ago and when I got seated in the arena, I just couldn't stand it. 20 minutes later and I was out of there.
 
I can block out the auctioneers while watching the Mecum auctions, it's the guy blowing the whistle that drives me insane.
I want to shove the whistle up his ***!
 
When they have the auctioneers mic volume as loud as being at a Who concert, I can see where it would get annoying quick!
 
My uncle auctioneers from time to time. Hes a little weird lol
 
My uncle auctioneers from time to time. Hes a little weird lol
I've been to auctions where the auctioneer was pretty calm and it was easy to follow. One that I can think of even though I've never been to one is the auction that is on 'Chasing Classic Cars'. It's mostly high end cars and doesn't need the hype of........others.
 
They believe it generates more bids, but that's questionable. Sotheby's and Christy's seem to do fine while speaking clearly and slowly. Over time, it gets easier to understand them.
People sometimes get the fever, but most times we know what we want to pay and stick close to that number.
I understand them most of the time, it's like they are singing a song, and I wear earplugs. Earplugs would be required by OSHA if I worked for someone else, I know because sometimes ear plugs aren't enough. That is loud.
Once in a while, they will be repeating 25, 25, 25, but a few seconds before, they had said 125, so if someone wasn't paying close attention, they say: "I'll take that thing for 25". Then, not wanting to be the focus of attention when they say I don't want that for 125, go ahead and act like they meant to bid 125. Not a scam, but it's not straight forward and works to deceive. The auctioneers act put out that the show was stopped and the clerk has to scribble out what they just wrote, but what do they expect when they are mostly saying yabba, yabba, yabba.
I go after "cancer eye cows". It's a reference to Scalpers who buy cows with defects, nurse them back to health, i.e. remove the cancerous eye, let it heal, then take it back to sale barn making money. I go after things nobody wants that day.
In the last few years, I bought and drove home a 1966 T-Bird 428 for $800, a 1966 Satellite 383/4speed for $300 that I had running in 2 hours, a 73 GT6+ for $138, and 1978 Camry GT for $1.
The auctioneer was rude to me earlier so I was tougher with my money or I might have bid $10. When the Camry came up and no one bid 1,000, I watched. 500, 250, 100... Hmm, nobody wants that car but me. 75, 50, 10... $1!
I parted it and made over $3,000 on those parts.
If you stick to the things nobody else wants, there is money to be made. I just bought a pair of good looking and sounding Klipsch Heresys for $5.
 
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If anybody wants, I can offer some techniques and methods to function within a auction and get the best price you can. I have been to over 6,000 auctions in the last 20 years.
 
I watched a program a while back where the interviewer asked the auctioneer what he was saying. He said it was all tongue rattling, Adrenalin pumping gibberish filler interspersed with a few real words and numbers.
 
I can deal with it while watching all these Mopars, wow.
 
If anybody wants, I can offer some techniques and methods to function within a auction and get the best price you can. I have been to over 6,000 auctions in the last 20 years.
Wow, holy cow!
I kinda like the local type auctions, where estates are being sold off, that sort of thing.
We'll go once in a while when I can talk her into it. Usually wind up with nothing, but I
don't expect to, either. A firearm once in a while is about it.
 
turned on the tv and Mecum was selling from the Todd Werner collection, a 330 Dodge LW that belonged to Dick Landy.
The auctioneer started off: Who'll give 300,000? Got 200 bid, looking for 300,000.
What he is saying is: he thinks it's a $300K car and he has a bidder holding up two fingers.
There was a pause and he came back with an ask of $100,000. That lower number was either: the person he thought bid 200, said no, he wsn't bidding, or the auctioneer did not have a bid at all, but was fishing for somebody eager to own the car.
They do that a lot, pretend to have a bid, and technically, it is their bid and everybody has a legal right to bid, it's just unseemly to me. So set the pace to your own liking. Make them beg until they are about to close, then bid.
 
A friends dad was an auctioneer. They used to throw an annual Kentucky Derby party, and the guy would call the race live with the TV turned down, then a blowout party that lasted till the wee hours ensued. It was an awesome time, but the "hey haw her ho" part only lasted a minute or so. :eek:
 
It seems to me that the auctioneer always asks for an initial bid of 1 1/2 times what the car is worth, (or what they hope to get for it) always over the reserve. They hope to hook an idiot.
Speaking of which... watching the tail end of the show
today, saw a VW bus bid to 90k. So, who is stupider, the guy who bid 90k, or the owner who passed?
I attended a local mecum auction, very small new location, and saw a VW bus bid higher than a nice 68 hemi four speed road runner. Bus didn't sell then either.
 
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