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this old guy I knew used to say "tell her to shut up and wrap some c%nt around it"
I guess no sheep could be found.
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I bet your missing the Boro now RC!
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The Judge asked "How did he manage that?"
Reply: "He just put a bucket on the horse's head and hung onto the fu**ing handle."
Lucky it wasn't a Circus horse, otherwise he would have been charged with having "Carnival knowledge".
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Not that really uncommon (?)
Had a teenage acquaintance attempt this
on a alcohol fueled summer evening in
Minnesota. The ""lady" wanted much more
than he had to offer. She backed into it and
broke both of his hip bones. It was a hoot
explaining to the EMT's what actually
happened.
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Oy...
On a similar note, I've seen some adult films where the chick almost drowned.
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His wife caught him and threatened to tell all of his friends and he told her he would tell them who had the best pussy if she did.
No sheep? "Are you my daaaaaaaaaad? "
Is a pig's pussy pork?
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Did it feel good to be out of the rain?
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Lol, now I can’t get that song out of my head. Thanks guys.
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Laah laaaah laalah laah lah laah
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no Guido I know would ever come up with that
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That’s just wrong. I had to listen to it. Loved it.
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C'Mon....Fist pumping, horse pumping...What difference does it make. LOL
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He was wearing a "raincoat".
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