Do YOU go 3 or more days between showers ???

[Davefinan]

So tight I bet he squeaks when he walks.

I have come close to vomiting after getting close to some people who obviously haven't showered frequently. Getting on a packed commuter train of bus in summer can be a real bad experience.

Yes! And when he blinks his eyes the skin pulls back on his dick.

 

[kiwigtx]

Yes! And when he blinks his eyes the skin pulls back on his dick.

 

[Kern Dog]

I can’t tell if punctuation is missing here or if the guy is telling us he never showers every night.

Nope never shower every night.

 

[j-c-c-62]

Nope never punctuates every day.

 

[kiwigtx]

I can’t tell if punctuation is missing here or if the guy is telling us he never showers every night.

Might be time to help my uncle jack off his horse.

 

[j-c-c-62]

Beats me why you need to help your uncle Jack off his horse

 

[kiwigtx]

Beats me why you need to help your uncle Jack off his horse

I'm not beating you off my uncle jacks horse

 

[cosgig]

I have a buddy who stinks to high heaven. He’s a smoker, a toker, and a midnight Joker. He has cats, and he is a hoarder. To say that he stinks is an understatement, which is a shame because he’s a really nice guy, and he dresses really well. Especially his stage wear, very expensive suits. But man, I think it’s years of smelling like that that makes you unaware of just how bad you smell. We’ve been in the same band for years, and he is a top notch musician, unfortunately, when he smokes, the cigarette smoke smells better than he does.

 

[Kern Dog]

It is understandable if you're in a spot where you simply cannot bathe or shower.
If you are just lazy or indifferent, that is another matter entirely. I notice that after 2 days, the scruff on my face is annoying enough to motivate a shower even if I don't think that I smell.
My sense of smell is much better than Mary's is.
She let the dogs in one night and I instantly smelled SKUNK. All three of them got sprayed and she didn't notice when she let them in.
She blames that on having a cold but I have NEVER had a cold so bad that I'd be unable to smell that.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

While working in HK when the wife would visit we would take the subway downtown to eat and she would bury her face in my chest so she could breathe. It would make your eyes water sometimes.

Growing up as a military brat we lived in a few far way places... In one of those locations my mother took a job as the base commanders secretary, so she had less time & more $$$ than usual, she hired a local woman to do house work.... After a few weeks she gifted the woman a stick of solid deodorant....(perhaps a subtle hint) A few days later we found out the woman had tried to eat the deodorant....

 

[kiwigtx]

Growing up as a military brat we lived in a few far way places... In one of those locations my mother took a job as the base commanders secretary, so she had less time & more $$$ than usual, she hired a local woman to do house work.... After a few weeks she gifted the woman a stick of solid deodorant....(perhaps a subtle hint) A few days later we found out the woman had tried to eat the deodorant....

....Old Spice livens up any casserole.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

It is understandable if you're in a spot where you simply cannot bathe or shower.
If you are just lazy or indifferent, that is another matter entirely. I notice that after 2 days, the scruff on my face is annoying enough to motivate a shower even if I don't think that I smell.
My sense of smell is much better than Mary's is.
She let the dogs in one night and I instantly smelled SKUNK. All three of them got sprayed and she didn't notice when she let them in.
She blames that on having a cold but I have NEVER had a cold so bad that I'd be unable to smell that.

Sometimes a poor sense of smell is a blessing... Other times it's a curse.... I have a buddy that's been an EMT for years, he's sent to all the ugliest Jobs cause he has zero sense of smell....

 

[QuickBpBp]

I can’t tell if punctuation is missing here or if the guy is telling us he never showers every night.

Nope Never, shower every night. Thanks for asking..

 

[Kern Dog]

It could have gone either way.

 

[Kern Dog]

Sometimes a poor sense of smell is a blessing... Other times it's a curse.... I have a buddy that's been an EMT for years, he's sent to all the ugliest Jobs cause he has zero sense of smell....

I knew a guy that fell off a moving truck tailgate when he was 16. He bit through his tongue and lost both smell and taste. He was a thin guy too....
He must have only eaten enough to feel full and not eaten for pleasure.
Imagine the skanks he went out with!

 

[QuickBpBp]

It could have gone either way.

Not for me… I actually worked in an environment where showering everyday was a necessity my whole life.

 

[Hikin Mike]

Had several surgeries that I was not allow to shower or bath for at least a month. Sponge bath just doesn't do it.

My 3 day backpacking trips seemed like a walk in the park compared to that...lol!

 

[not so famous bob]

wheres that dam unsee button !!!!!!!!!!

 

[68BabyBlue]

Sometimes a poor sense of smell is a blessing... Other times it's a curse.... I have a buddy that's been an EMT for years, he's sent to all the ugliest Jobs cause he has zero sense of smell....

I have a miserable sense of smell. Probably a blessing in many ways. But made me paranoid in my truck driving days, smelling trouble often ment the game was over. Burning brake linings, I used the fire extinguisher, burned up transmission, not so cheap.

 

[Budnicks]

Shower every morning to wake up & get the nights 'stank' off
if I sweat, & I usually do a lot, I'll shower after golf
or after working in the garage or yard, sometimes 3 times a day

I hate humid weather, sweaty a-- crack & ball pits weather
I hate the humidity back east or south east even worse, like a sweat shower

most women I knew showered at a min 2 times a day
wash their hair at least once daily
shave their legs reg, & the bikini strip
wouldn't think of going without some sort of clean up routine
even when camping out

Now shaving, I can do without if need be,
I have a goatee anyway, have a full beard sometimes too
I do maybe 2-3 times a week max
I let the stubble grow, don't care as long as I'm not going anywhere
if I am, then I'll shave
I'm a stickler about brushing my teeth several times daily
& even cutting my hair & beard regularly too
HYGENE people HYGENE

I've said the same sh-t as most here, 72hrs WTF ?,
are people that stinky, that lazy,
I have to prod my dad 88 y/o to shower, guilt him into it, sad really
he wears a catheter & can really stink, just struggles a lot
but he for the past 10 or so years, he didn't shower as much as he should
even when he was traveling a lot (must have stank bad)

I'm not around a lot of people anymore,
I'm getting to become a recluse, a home body my buddies say
rarely leave my compound (let alone my county), except to go shopping or golf...