Especially for English Language Lovers..

[MarPar]

Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'

However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.' His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

 

[Ironbuilt]

 

[slimt]

Good one.. and pretty acurate as well..

 

[zyzzyx]

And, my favorite saying is: When you're 20 or so, and the Judge says "Half", it's not so bad.
But when you're 50 or 60, and the Judge says "Half", You're DONE!

 

[gkent]

And, my favorite saying is: When you're 20 or so, and the Judge says "Half", it's not so bad.
But when you're 50 or 60, and the Judge says "Half", You're DONE!

Maybe you should explain this, 'cause I sure as hell don't get it.

 

[33 IMP]

Losing half your stuff in a divorce at sixty is worse than when you're twenty.

 

[coronet68mx]

well, that's universal to all languages not only english

 

[coronet68mx]

Losing half your stuff in a divorce at sixty is worse than when you're twenty.

That sucks am sorry man, at least you're off the hook.

 

[YY1]

I have a 1956 edition dictionary that lists the definition of "luggage" as "baggage"...

,,,and the definition of "baggage" as...you guessed it..."luggage".

 

[The Rebel]

What's a Tornado, Hurricane & Earthquake all have in common: When it's all over they get the house

Losing half your stuff in a divorce at sixty is worse than when you're twenty.