67GTX440
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Husband calls wife:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury.
However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg,
and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife’s Response:
"Who is Paula?"
And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury.
However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg,
and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife’s Response:
"Who is Paula?"
And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.
