Japanese Sex Argument

[Coyoteduster]

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband replies angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe that you just sat there trying to read this -- as if you understand Japanese!

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.

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You need serious help!!!

 

[Bb70charger500]

I got the on her knees part .:angel5:

 

[NJRR]

I thought he was telling his wife aki, sukitaki :sign19::icon_puke_l:

 

[idrivemopar]

And afterwards he said, "watashi wa tabako ga hoshiidesu"!

 

[Coyoteduster]

And afterwards he said, "watashi wa tabako ga hoshiidesu"!

:thinker: