Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV...

[MarPar]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...

"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

"Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken tonight."

"You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."

 

[big_shmoop]

Story of my life...

 

[GetX'd]

I must have married her sister.. lol

 

[oldbee]

"Let's do this-the picture on the internet looks fabulous! No problems right? Uh,yeah, probably a few.

 

[luvthyapril]

I think I married her mom

 

[MarPar]

 

[aldal]

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh.

 

[super-bee_ski]

Great joke Mar! (the cat...)

 

[Pops1967GTX]

When the wife gets that way, I head out to the car.