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Semper Fi

Auggie56

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After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him, looking very worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word -- "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts, then?"
And that, my friends, is a Marine with a real positive attitude.
 
LMAO thats awesome.. kinda reminds me of the I aint got 10 dollars from roadhouse..
 
Or the sgt.major at a dinner party about 11pm,talking to an infatuated female and she asks him the last time he had sex. He said 2010(8:10pm) so she helped him out!
 
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