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A man received the following e-mail from his neighbor:
I am so sorry, Frank. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Frank, feeling anguished and betrayed by his wife, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot and killed her.
A few moments later, a second e-mail came in: Damn spell checker. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
I am so sorry, Frank. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Frank, feeling anguished and betrayed by his wife, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot and killed her.
A few moments later, a second e-mail came in: Damn spell checker. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
