The "I'm so old thread......"

[Hey-O]

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[WileERobby]

I'm so Old, I spent my youth in The Ice Age praying for global warming.

 

[Cojohnso1]

Are you kidding? I have a tooth cavity your age. (I probable should have it checked out.) Are they still using ether in the cloth to get you loopy before the tooth butcher's precision drilling?

 

[68BabyBlue]

I'm so old:

I test drove a 1969 dealer demonstrator GTX that still had new car smell.

When I started my trucking career, I made the same money as a doctor or lawyer.

I had a fifth grade teacher who taught class while wearing stilletto heels, gartered nylons, and a halter dress.

 

[Johnpat]

I'm so old my Social Security card has faded to
the point you can hardly read it

 

[DeltaV]

 

[WileERobby]

I'm so Old, when God said "let there be light", he saw me and said, "What the hell is that ?"

 

[Ron H]

I'm so Old, when God said "let there be light", he saw me and said, "What the hell is that ?"

Thought he might a said to you - turn on the light switch...

 

[JackR]

Sorry I read all this. Normally I do not worry about stuff I can’t do anything about like my age.......but physical activity is starting to hurt more.

 

[Ron H]

Welcome to da club. Hear there's a member contest going on where we can win a box of depends...lol

 

[Kern Dog]

I had a fifth grade teacher who taught class while wearing stilletto heels, gartered nylons, and a halter dress.

This still happens but the teacher dressed like this is a male nowadays.

 

[F4R/T]

Dang but sadly that’s probably true KD.. Switch hitters ..

 

[Roger63]

 

[66ChargerHI-PO]

Getting up at night to piss is not as bad as NOT getting up at night to piss.

I don't get up at all during the night, I got that gift of sleeping like a rock

 

[66ChargerHI-PO]

I'm so old (not really but.....) I have more doctors than friends right now, and yes this is a true story for me with my medical stuff goin on all the time. , ok ok maybe about the same

 

[cosgig]

I’m so old, when I was young, dirt was still clean!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

I remember my parents collecting them ......​

 

[DeltaV]

I'm so old my blood type was discontinued.