This is an actual "for sale" I found on maketplace

[Timmayy]

Vehicles
1983 Toyota Dolphin
Wakefield, RI · over a week ago ·
$1,000



Seller's Description
was in decent shape, only needed carburetor work, until a tree fell on it. best offer for parts or repair Less

 

[BIGSHCLUNK]

two too many zero's in the price

 

[Slap Stick]

There should be another zero....replacing the 1.

 

[Don Frelier]

White Oak is worth something.

 

[Hosehead]

that chair is worth five bucks maybe....

 

[chargervert]

Did you expect anything else from Rhode Island?