TONTO RODRIGUEZ????

[partsmonsta]

Mopar Dude walks into his favorite watering hole.
Sitting across the bar is the most beautiful Woman he has ever seen and she's reading a book.

Baffled, he sits down, orders a beer and proceeds to put on his best Burt Reynolds look. Not even a glance from her.

Disgusted, he walks over to her..."Hey, watcha readin???"
Surprised and annoyed to be interrupted from her dogged reading, she declares "Why, it's a book on Penises".
Obviously taken back Mopar Dude scratches his head.
She continues "Sez here the Midwestern Indian has the widest of the Penises, while the Puerto Rican has the longest".
Noticing she has become overwhelmed with her statement, she extends her hand..."Oh, how rude of me, my name is Marlene, what's your name?"

Uhhh....uhhhhhhhh...UHHHHH.....TONTO RODRIGUEZ.

 

[GetX'd]

Hey - That's my name!!!! Where'd you say that bar was?

 

[Kern Dog]

Uhhhh.....
Better to UNDER promise and OVER deliver than to do it the other way.

 

[polywideblock]

far better to just stand there and lick your eyebrows , girls always notice

 

[not so famous bob]

far better to just stand there and lick your eyebrows , girls always notice

had to laugh outloud on that one !!